Mother of All Sling Bag

Oversized Fanny Pack/Sling Bag

Mother of All Sling Bag

Mother of All Sling Bags – Because “just one pocket” ain’t gonna cut it.

Meet the MVP of multitasking: the Mother of All Sling Bags. Designed for the woman who carries the weight of the world (and a half-eaten granola bar, three lip glosses, and a rogue Hot Wheels car), this beauty is built to handle chaos with class.

Featuring not one but TWO chunky zippers, it opens up into generously sized compartments that are perfect for keeping your life sorted – keys in one, snacks in the other, receipts from 2009? Toss 'em in the bonus pocket. It’s like the closet from Narnia, only way more organized and cuter. Whether you're mommin' hard, running errands, hitting the farmer’s market, or sneaking in a solo Target stroll, this bag’s got your back (or front — we don’t judge how you wear your sling).

The sleek, rugged design gives you function and fashion with a trendy edge that plays well with leggings, denim, and messy buns alike. With an extended strap length of 52”, you can wear it crossbody, slung over the shoulder, or around your waist like the confident queen you are.

Dimensions: 12.6 x 9 x 5.1 inches
Extended strap: 52”

Basically, it’s the bag version of “I’ve got this.”

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Return policy: Items you didn't love, can be returned with tags within 10 days of receipt to Dear Me Southern Boutique, 517 N Pine St, DeRidder LA 70634 for exchange or shop credit. Please contact us at info@dearmesouthernboutique.com if you have any questions regarding this policy. 

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