{"product_id":"black-foldable-umbrella-rainy-day-attitude","title":"Black Foldable Umbrella, Rainy Day Attitude","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou stepped out in a great outfit, the sky looked fine two hours ago, and now it is absolutely pouring — but your umbrella is black, it's sleek, and it has a very specific opinion about this rain situation, so you're still winning. The \u003cstrong\u003eBlack Foldable Fucking Rain Umbrella\u003c\/strong\u003e is a compact, fold-up umbrella in classic black that keeps you dry and keeps it real at the same time. Practical, portable, and packing just enough attitude to make a dreary day a little more entertaining.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe foldable design makes it easy to stash anywhere — your work bag, your car, your tote, your gym locker — so you are genuinely never caught off guard again. One size, easy to deploy, and classic enough to go with every outfit in your wardrobe. Rain boots, a sleek trench, your everyday fall coat — this umbrella works with all of it without missing a beat.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe best accessories do double duty — they function AND they make people smile — and this one absolutely delivers on both counts. Whether you're walking into the office or dashing through a parking lot, this is the piece that makes the rainy day just a little bit funnier. One size fits every woman who is simply too fabulous to let the weather ruin her mood. Stay dry, stay cute, stay you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in:\u003c\/strong\u003e OS\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e**If you are a local pickup customer and needing an item same or next day, please call or email us to confirm immediate showroom availability in your size! Our inventory turnover is incredibly high in-store and we want to make sure we can serve your needs to the best of our abilities! You can reach us at (337)221-2000 or Hello@DearMeSouthernBoutique.com\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fisura","offers":[{"title":"OS","offer_id":49164195201259,"sku":null,"price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0526\/4798\/5326\/files\/AUM2420456_black.jpg?v=1786113918","url":"https:\/\/dearmesouthernboutique.com\/products\/black-foldable-umbrella-rainy-day-attitude","provider":"DearMeBoutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}