{"product_id":"bleacher-creature-tee","title":"Bleacher Creature Tee","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBleacher Creature Shirt \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBleacher Creature Tee\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eLoud, proud, and ready to tell the ref exactly what they missed.\u003c\/b\u003e Whether you're holding down the front row at the little league game, tailgating at the stadium, or just yelling at the TV from the comfort of your couch, this shirt lets everyone know exactly what they're dealing with. You aren't just a spectator; you're a \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"322\"\u003eparticipant\u003c\/i\u003e—and your commentary is highly necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003ePerfect for the armchair quarterbacks, the passionate sports parents, and the die-hard fans who bleed their team's colors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eColor:\u003c\/b\u003e Classic Light Grey (Heathered) – versatile enough to match any team's hat or jacket.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDesign:\u003c\/b\u003e Bold, vintage-inspired distress print featuring the phrase \"Bleacher Creature with Opinions.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFit:\u003c\/b\u003e Unisex standard fit. True to size for a relaxed, comfortable feel that won't restrict your arm-waving when a bad call is made.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Ultra-soft, breathable cotton-poly blend. Designed to keep you cool during high-stress, bottom-of-the-ninth moments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCare:\u003c\/b\u003e Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. 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