{"product_id":"fucking-hot-fan-sassy-handheld","title":"Fucking Hot Fan, Sassy Handheld","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou're standing outside at a summer festival, the sun is absolutely relentless, and you need relief — but make it cute, make it funny, and make it something your girlfriends are immediately going to want to steal. The \u003cstrong\u003eBlack Fucking Hot Fan\u003c\/strong\u003e is a hand-held folding fan in a chic, classic black that says what every woman over thirty already knows: yes, it is, in fact, fucking hot. Whether it's the weather or the hot flashes — we're not judging, we're just fanning.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne size, totally portable, and fits right into your tote, crossbody, or the side pocket of your stadium bag without a second thought. This is the accessory that goes to outdoor weddings, tailgates, farmers markets, concerts, and every humid summer event on your calendar. Pull it out, fan yourself dramatically, and watch every woman in the vicinity nod in absolute solidarity.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHere's the thing — it's functional, it's hilarious, and it earns its place in your bag every single time. Nothing says summer quite like being prepared AND entertaining your whole crew at the same time. You're welcome in advance for being the most relatable woman at the party. We love you for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in:\u003c\/strong\u003e OS\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e**If you are a local pickup customer and needing an item same or next day, please call or email us to confirm immediate showroom availability in your size! Our inventory turnover is incredibly high in-store and we want to make sure we can serve your needs to the best of our abilities! You can reach us at (337)221-2000 or Hello@DearMeSouthernBoutique.com\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fisura","offers":[{"title":"OS","offer_id":49164195266795,"sku":null,"price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0526\/4798\/5326\/files\/ACA23115_black.jpg?v=1786113923","url":"https:\/\/dearmesouthernboutique.com\/products\/fucking-hot-fan-sassy-handheld","provider":"DearMeBoutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}