Funny Wooden Plant Stakes

Pack of Nine Plant Stakes 

Give your plant babies the voice they’ve always deserved with these hilarious wooden plant stakes! Whether your greenery is thriving, surviving, or straight-up giving main-character-drama, these snarky stakes bring all the laughs. Each one is laser-cut from smooth, lightweight wood and engraved with the funniest phrases — the kind your plants would totally say if they were as extra as you.

From “Thirsty b*tch” to “What the fucculent,” these little attitude-filled signs are perfect for plant moms, plant dads, chaotic gardeners, and anyone who waters their plants… occasionally. Stick them in pots around your home, gift them to a friend with a sense of humor, or use them to spice up your plant shop displays.

They’re cute. They’re sassy. They’re unhinged in the best way. And trust me — your Monstera has never felt more seen. 🌿✨

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